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my theme is orange and black because the giants are in the postseason! (also because halloween but mostly because giants)
i'm mildly obsessed with the giants, i post about them a lot here

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Anonymous: how many times have you had sex 

a lot? idk i don’t count

Anonymous: Picture of your boyfriend? :) 

there’s some in /tagged/craig (or /tagged/(: cause I haven’t change all those yet) and I’ll post one I took yesterday for you!(:

Anonymous: Are you a virgin? 

nopee

Anonymous: last time you had sex? 

a few hours ago idk

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

image

dateswithweights:

chooseconfidence:

fact: thigh high socks make legs look ten times better

Except when they cut into your thunder thighs. Sigh

that would cause a problem😒

also about your tags, i always read the measurements cause i’m tall and yeah but i’ve seen ones with larger leg openings, and I’ve also seen people with bigger legs wear them and not have that problem, so there are some out there!